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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 197 points 10 months ago

Zuck's just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

[-] markz@suppo.fi 93 points 10 months ago

Why do you think Facebook exists?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 23 points 10 months ago

Basically its inception tbh

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Tm12@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago

Omegle gooner? I’d believe it.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 98 points 10 months ago

"So just to get this straight, you're saying you have downloaded 152 .... zettabytes .... of porn for your own personal use?"

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

"....Zetabaytes? no. it was yottabytes"

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Thats BabyGroku-bytes

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 10 months ago

rookie numbers for a bunch of 20 something programmers tbh

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 92 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Where did they get the idea that that's a more respectable response?

EDIT: Doesn't/shouldn't work for their liability either. Vocabulary fail on my part.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 94 points 10 months ago

Dignity doesn't matter if it wins the case.

Welcome to Zucc's Fucc & Succ

[-] Tm12@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

Zuck’s Fuck and Suck sounds like his product’s effects on society.

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[-] FishFace@piefed.social 19 points 10 months ago

They didn't claim it was respectable, they claimed it made them not liable? Where'd you get this idea?

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I think it's more respectable to provide unfiltered internet than it is to profit off someone else's work without paying them.

[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 75 points 10 months ago

Did anyone check on the Meta engineers in the goon cave?

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would not be surprised if Meta advertised such a thing to prospective employees as a legitimate benefit of the job. A built-in VR goon cave with 30 TB of material available. Limit 1 hour per person, bookings required 6 months in advance. Sessions subject to monitoring for security and training purposes. May contain trace amounts of Zuck.

[-] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wouldn’t need any material. Hooks up to your fb and you can pick which of your pals to hook up to the milking table.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 10 months ago

Then you should be less credulous. What is told to prospective employees is effectively public information.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can only imagine the smell of dried cum and server stacks in an enclosed space

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 10 months ago

The Matagoon cave sounds like something from the Unix Surrealism universe.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

Mandatory gooning during the dailies at meta.

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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

"hey steve, did you download a shitton of porn while on the company network?"
"Uuuhhhhh, it's for ai training"

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

Torrent the Dark Knight to watch at home along and the media companies will sue you for infinity billion dollars. Openly torrent every movie known to man to train an AI and the media companies don't do shit.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Steal 1 movie, you're a murderer, steal 1million, you're a conquerer, steal 'em all? You're a goooooooood~

this comment is oc, DO NOT steal

[-] Akanes@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago

Too late, but it's ok, i'll only keep it for personal use

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[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 50 points 10 months ago

Humanity is fucked letting these companies exist.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 34 points 10 months ago

An even more “glaring” defect, Meta argued, is that Meta’s terms prohibit generating adult content, “contradicting the premise that such materials might even be useful for Meta’s AI training.”

Oh yes, this is true because meta, or any other company for that matter, has never ever in the history of ever changed its terms of service...

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 32 points 10 months ago

I can only assume the MPAA will funnel vast sums of money into helping prosecute these thieves? Any minute now right?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

One wonders how much child porn was in there....

But it's AI, so itsa aaaaalllll fine

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's kinda weird how spwsific you have to be with certain models to not make them vwry very young looking people

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

It's better to say child sex abuse material (csam), the term "child porn" both legitimizes the conent, and infers children could ever be active and consenting participants

sexualised content involving children is abuse and should be labled as so

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[-] vane@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

that's mafia level response

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Hahaha, what a story, Mark! Anyway, how's your sex life?

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 10 months ago

So their AI is so technologically weak that they can’t even blame it for all the porn downloads, eh. SMH.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Ok, but why would anyone bother training AI on porn? Seriously, I don't understand

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Gen AI porn and shitposts are the only 2 decent use cases I've seen of gen AI.

You can't make half of those without training it on porn.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just to add I've seen a full 10 second clip of AI gay porn and it was very, very realistic, with only some minor things that set it off as fake. It's gotten to the point where I'm afraid I'm cumming to clankers now.

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[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

An article I read when this came up a couple of months ago said that basically porn was the best way to show AI unclothed human movement. Watching clothed humans move, you can get the basics but can’t see how the muscles are working. If you show it a Hollywood movie, they might see occasional shirtless scenes or artfully lit and blocked out sex scenes. Porn has the greatest amount of naked people moving their bodies.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
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[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Video generation, copyright matching, CSAM detection, those are just the first few that pop into my head.

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[-] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago

Liars. So many liars these days...

[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Well, someone at facebook needs to come collect their jerk-off trophy.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Zuck, you dirty wanker.

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[-] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://youtu.be/a3PmewuSb1w

Most for personal use, m-porno

[-] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago

yes, and epstein trafficked all those children to himself.

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