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"Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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Roses are red, countryside larceny (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Y'all can't rhyme for shit.

[โ€“] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The two tanks were of 'significant value' say the police

I wonder what the underground market for cattle semen is like. Does the crook now loiter outside the local bar and whisper to passers-by, "Hey buddy, need some cattle semen?"