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[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago

Crawford has coin if you have wares

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

True. But Crawford only accepts the highest quality wares.

[-] teft@piefed.social 24 points 10 months ago
[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

People have robbed Crawford before. For some reason, none of them survived! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿช™

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago

His coat is like tenfloof shields.

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago

Tell your mom to quit liking swim trunks pictures on shirebook.

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Your mom carved her sidgle on my bedframe, now what am I going to tell Marry's mom when she comes over?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

She will very much like becoming a sidgle!

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you.

I wish there was an active PhotoshooBattles community on lemmy.

[-] teft@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Be the change you want to see. It only takes one person being active to get a community going and hopefully people will follow. I'd be down for some photoshop (gnu image manipulation) battles so if you do start one let me know.

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I would be willing to engage and comment, but I am far from a content creator. I don't have any Photoshop programs or experience. Hell, I don't even own a PC. Just a company work laptop.

This would be the extent of my skills:

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Does he have any requirements the recipients must fullfil?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Crawford knows the capital of Assyria because Crawford is smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

That's the best way to get maximum coin! ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช™

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt ("What a maginficent hunter!")... all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside... maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.

like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Alexander - "Father, help!"

Worf - "Quiet, boy! Spot is about to pounce upon his prey. Qapla'!"

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Bring it on.

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

If you need to ask, you don't meet the requirements!

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 10 months ago

Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! ๐Ÿ˜ผ

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Either way, you'll pay ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿช™

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago

By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs ๐Ÿฆท, or clerws ๐Ÿพ.

[-] elderorb@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

Khajiit had wares, all sold out.

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

So majestic! I have to ask, is hair a bit problem when spring comes around? I have 2 shorthairs and they certainly have their moments.

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

We trim him in the spring to prevent infestations. We let him have his fur now because it's getting colder.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Very few stylists who tried to style Crawford has survived. ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿชฎ๐Ÿช’

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 10 months ago

I imagine it went something a little like...

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[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

If you abuse that cat half as bad as you abuse emoji, Iโ€™m calling the ASPCA immediately

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

So sweet! A better type of candy does exist though.

[-] deepdivedylan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Chocolate covered kitty nose? ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซ

[-] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago
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