When the clopping of the death horse nears : funny

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago

Comfort Horse: SHOW ME TO THE DOOMED ONE.

[-] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

[-] Nefara@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Genuinely surprised it's real https://www.truthorfiction.com/peyo-horse-hospital/

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Oh the video on that article was beautiful!

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

Horspital.

[+] mrsemi@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] cm0002@no.lastname.nz 11 points 9 months ago

Internet poisoned brain

Sir, that's called brain rot now

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sir, that is specially cultivated blue rot from the vafflium blumidi bacteria stains, it gives the brain special properties that only the most noble of us internet scholars & memes connoisseurs can fully appreciate.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

Don't even have to click that to know what you've done

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago

It's in my brainhole!!!

It makes for a cleaner connection with hypha when I dial up to the mycelium network.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 months ago

Jup, this is where my brainhole went first too - what joke to post, like: a terminal gooner that overdosed on r/clopclop granted a swift death

[-] CritFail@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Thought it was gonna say "The horse chooses which patient will die next" and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse

[-] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

LOL what kinda dark horse does that?.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

There's a horse in the hospital....

[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Holy Terminal Horse Neck, Batman!

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah the picture being taken from that angle, makes me see how medieval painters saw horses.

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This one will do.

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

They should have named it Binky

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

I would be sad if I hear the clops and it didn't visit me. Should use stealth clops.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Idk, it would still feel comforting.
I don't just get to blink out (which is already a plus), but I get to go with a horsey too? Nice.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

I’m guessing he doesn’t enter through the door in the picture.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

He is less than 8 ft tall and three ft across (normal door dimensions?) at the withers so I think he would fit through the door

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[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin....

[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 points 9 months ago

Someone tried to copy that one episode of Wilfred.

Funny