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[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 71 points 9 months ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 49 points 9 months ago
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[-] tyler@programming.dev 40 points 9 months ago

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago
[-] 3ra@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 9 months ago
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[-] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 9 months ago
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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago
[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 9 months ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Lemme ask you something...

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[-] eldoom@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 months ago

A steam deck and a toilet.

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit

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[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Depression and debt

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago
[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago
[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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[-] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago
[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[-] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[-] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 12 points 9 months ago

Bong and blow lighter

[-] afox@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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[-] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[-] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[-] bitMasque@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago
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[-] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
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[-] yeah@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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