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Fort Tolukko is a small fortification that was erected in 1522 on the east coast of Ternate, Indonesia. (lemmy.nz)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Tolukko

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago

Oh it was erected alright.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 62 points 10 months ago

Johnson! That castle has a

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 47 points 10 months ago

Wang! Are you paying attention?

[-] HotDog7@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

It has a long smooth shaft complete with

[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sausage! Get your hot sausage! Hey, that thing in the sky looks like a huge…

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Pecker! Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks more like...

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Sorry sir, just that castle looks exactly like a

[-] ObscureOtter@piefed.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Pecker! Yep, a Pileated Woodpecker! Hey that fort looks like a huge...

[-] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago

The tent is pitched, But that seems to be a giant...

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Woody! Woody Harrelson! Can I have your autograph?

[-] nuko147@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 33 points 10 months ago

That's well more than 4 hours, should see a doctor for that priapism.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 23 points 10 months ago

A classic cock and balley construction

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 20 points 10 months ago

Architect:

"I know you can't see it from ground level, but trust me, in 400 years, people will be able to fly machines over the top of this and they'll look down from the air and see it looks like a knob and it'll be hilarious"

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

So RCE was right. That is the strongest shape..

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago

RCE = Real Civil Engineer on YT.

[-] cyrano@piefed.social 20 points 10 months ago

The phallic shape of Tolukko is more likely a function of the immediate topography than anything else.

Glad Wikipedia noticed too

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

r/theyknew

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You invade us, put our heads on spikes, and start drawing dicks on the walls. Then you get onto the roof, and hear a joke about how 'the soldiers defending this place were all nervous about sounding' and you fucking kill yourself because you will never find anything so funny ever again.

My cousin comes in, disposes of your corpse and mine, and goes to sleep in the barracks.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 18 points 10 months ago

Its not small, its a grower!

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

It's bigger than my fort, tbh.

[-] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That fort looks powerful

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Rock hard

[-] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago

...haha, penis, haha...i'm actually laughing at this 14 minutes later...

[-] TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

https://youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI

[-] tio_bira@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This have so many layers...

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