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[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 102 points 10 months ago

Life's hard enough as it is, one has to practice self love.

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

Seriously, who wouldn't do this if we could?

[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I don't know whether my nose would be my organ of choice, but I otherwise agree.

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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

As someone who was more flexible as a teenager, let me tell you that it feels a lot more like performing the act, rather than having the act performed on you.

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[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

The difference between Reddit and Lemmy is that you can post this without getting shadowed banned

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Just normal banned.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 43 points 10 months ago

But that's Mastodon's mascot!

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

For Mastodon, this is no metaphor, just a fetish

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Tbf, a lemmy user is far less likely to be a bot, so... yes?

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

Man, y'all are wrong. People on both platforms be stupid as hell. Myself included.

What was I talkin' about?

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Depends on what we mean by smart. Lemmy seems to especially attract the IT crowd, which in itself represents a huge swathe of specialty knowledge... which I can't claim to be part of, but hey, medic checking in! But with reddit's variety of topics to include... I mean, pretty much everything, since that website is massive: I don't think they have any kind of knowledge deficit in a general sense.

Where Lemmy really shines is in stamping out the bigotry, not just in policy but from a direct community response: drop a post with some racism or sexism or w/e and you'll be swarmed by posts telling you to fuck off and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. And I love it! :D

So, smarter? Fuck if I know. Significantly less evil? Fuck yeah!

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 11 points 10 months ago

I'm new here but this reminds me a lot of what reddit was like around 2008. I and lots of people came from slashdot, to be able to talk about things other than computers. So everyone is a nerd that cares about data and wants to have a genuine conversation, and I think that makes my experience more intelligent because it becomes less about winning by drowning interesting topics with the same rehashed jokes or tropes, and more about formulating your own thoughts as best you can.

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[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

If I could do that I wouldnt be wasting my time here.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

To be honest, I need something more substantial, but I haven't found where to go after we lost forums

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[-] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

The irony is that reddit users would say the same about other people on other platforms.

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[-] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 19 points 10 months ago

Auto-Fellatio Elephant on my home feed. What a day!

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I do feel like I have more authentic interactions on here. It's hard not to see how much more heavily a huge platform like reddit is botted and astroturfed, and controlled by a handful of owners, mods and powerusers, compared to the nascent fediverse. Not that we don't have those things here too, I think Lemmy just hasn't had a high enough profile, yet, to warrant much attention from the same bad actors who run vast portions of reddit, X, and facebook. Here's hoping it stays that way for a little while longer.

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[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

You think if I could do that I'd be here?

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Tbf biggest reddit communuties are gaming ones and biggest lemmu communities are programming ones.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Colonial Americans saying they’re smarter than the British.

“Dude, you were British, we all were!”

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

Smart enough to stop being British

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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

And Lemmy users in this thread

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago

In my experience, Lemmy users generally seem to be more mature (with significant exceptions), but “mature” certainly isn’t a synonym for “smarter”.

Plus, reddit is SO EASY to make fun of. They might as well reward people with terrible ideas and their most obnoxious users. Spez, for example.

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

I'm sure there is a Mastodon joke in there somewhere.

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[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

First thing this image makes me think of are Linux users

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

That's what OP said, Lemmy users.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A lot of them are, the ones that aren't bots and propoganda alt accounts, but a lot of them are also only here because they would be / were banned from Reddit.

Piefed master race tho

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago

Or left as Reddit burned down. Not everyone needed a ban to look elsewhere, we just needed an elsewhere to find.

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[-] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago

Given that Reddit started banning people left and right, I don't think the "banned from Reddit" bagde is one of shame.

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Actually how big is an elephant cock?

Ah, 3 foot. Hope nobody check my browsing history today.

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[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Idk I'm certain I'm at least smarter than the half of reddit users that are LLMs and thus cannot count the number of Rs in any given fruit.

[-] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Two things can be true at once

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[-] molten@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Literally anybody who is part of any group ever:

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