I agree with this post of hmmm. Why would anyone design a mouse with all those holes on it? Hmmm?
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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It's to grate cheese onto the sandwich sandwich.
That's a burger.
More air, less sweaty
Crumb catcher.
Airflow, keeps palms less sweaty.
Texture, provides more tactile feel and better grip, for when palms are sweaty.
Lots of holes for filling up with hand-gunk.
You mean snacks for when waiting in game lobbies.
👅
delicious
Knees weak arms are heavy
speed holes
Around 2018 there were attempts at making gaming mouses lighter and this was one of the ways while still maintaining the structural rigidity. Eventually manufacturers figured out ways to make sturdy, light and still cheap gaming mouses without making so many holes.
The mouse on that picture seems to be the Glorious Model O
Ventilation. Less sweaty hands probably.
This is an old Polish meme. It says "You fell. Get up. Bread sandwich." and it's parodying the Polish slogan for Powerade.
oh ein Flashback in die Neunziger: ein Matschbrötchen
Hat Ähnlichkeit mit Fußballbrötchen. Da benutzt man einen Dickmann.
vielleicht war's auch ein Dickmann. wahrscheinlich erinner ich mich falsch.
Habe das immer mit Kinder Pingui gemacht.
Das habe ich tatsächlich erst mit Ende 20 kennengelernt, nachdem ich nach Norddeutschland gezogen bin
An example of recursion
<bun><chocolate_cookie>ice_cream</chocolate_cookie></bun>
Hamburgers
That
Melt
Later
Sandwich²
No plate, right on the mouse pad.
Why waste a clean plate when the bun it already protecting the ice cream sandwich from all the wrist sweat?
If you think about it, a mouspad is simply a plate for you mouse, is it not?🧐
Like an animal..
Shittyfoodporn done right
How could you possibly eat that mouse?