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E + Sandals must be openSuSe.
And Slackware is no clothes at all.
Gentoo is a loom.
LFS is the location of a bag of cotton and carding instructions.
And Slackware is no clothes at all.
slackware is regular socks with those leather hold ups for men in the 1950s
.... But completely nude otherwise.
Sandals and socks it is then!
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You do not want to see an old-school greybeard dressing like this.
You might think you do when you first imagine the concept, but no, you really don't.
Source: Am at the very least greybeard adjacent.
That's funny because seeing that meme, I thought how interesting it was that the "hardcoreness" of a Linux user went from being measured by the length of the greybeard to the height of the programming socks.
Although, I guess back then, the distros mentioned would probably have been revolving around Gentoo, void, slackware, and Linux from scratch. So I suppose greybeards don't necessarily need the high socks.
Damn shame if you ask me.
Well, you haven’t seen what’s under the skirt
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There is room in !unixsocks@lemmy.blahaj.zone for everyone!
Speak for yourself.
as a mint user you can pry my thigh highs from my cold dead hands
Why are you wearing them on your hands?
If they're made for hands, they are gloves.
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It's only a matter of time until you match that meme and there's only one alternative.
~arch~ ~btw...~
The diagram very clearly shows there's another Alternative...
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I use Arch btw
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Windows
BTW I dream of staying in Mint. Naah.
Windows
This, but with only four toes, all the same size.
Commodore OS Vision
They look fucking RAD!
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Temple OS, checking in.
More like...
openSUSE
Are Crocs with socks Gentoo?
A handful of my co-workers are Gentoo loyalists, and they wear CwS year-round. Contrary to the stereotype of CwS being the strongest possible birth control, these dudes are beating back the female suitors with a stick.
Contrary to the stereotype of CwS being the strongest possible birth control, these dudes are beating back the female suitors with a stick.
There’s a weird horseshoe effect, where you stop giving a fuck what others think of you so hard that it loops back around to being attractive again. It’s a confidence thing. Genuinely not caring what others think usually requires a lot of self-worth and confidence.
Source: Regularly rock the CwS, am happily married. Don’t even need to beat back female suitors, because the wife is a hot bisexual goth witch who regularly brings home other women for us to bed.
This guy is living the dream
Looks down Yeah about right.
my nixOS didn't come with thigh highs
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S - just a onesie
Or S is a straitjacket for TempleOS users
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why did i have to go over to nix >w<
Same
Nah, ubuntus definitely the ankle socks
Like, yes and no.
For people who are somewhat familiar with Linux, Ubuntu is certainty recognised as being about as mainstream as any distro is able to be, and a safe haven for Linux noobs for decades.
In recent years however it's Mint which has for whatever reason been constantly recommended as a go-to distro for people fleeing the evils of Windows, ramping up especially with the discontinuation of Windows 10.
So right now, Mint might be more of a beginner distro than even Ubuntu.
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i use openSUSE and i usually don't wear socks
here it is warm enough for sandals to be practical, but i do have some Linux Mint socks for when i wear hiking boots
i should get some NixOS socks
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Apparently I just gotta find someone who uses NixOS...
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As a nixos user I guess so. It is like -5 here though so today it’s more heated blanket.
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I'm a mint guy and cis, but I wear my socks at more of an ubuntu level. Is it because I also like functional programming?
Shout out to all the cool trans geeks, though.
Bazzite/SteamOS:
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Nah I am on fedora and the only socks I have that go that high are my skiing and hiking socks. Most of them go to ubuntu
fedora, debian and arch linux user here, and no, as a man, I ain't rocking thigh-high socks, but if I was a woman, hell yeah I would.
That's the neat part, you don't have to be a woman to rock them.
I was under the impression the programmer socks were compulsory for anything requiring you to compile your own kernel
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Or is just fantasy?
is this real?
~ Kinda.
Under the skirt, going up, there's Gentoo, Exherbo, and LFS.
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Guix
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D should've been Hannah Montana Linux
I use a Fedora variant and that’s about how high my socks are right now. Seems accurate.
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