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2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing
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2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Now at 5% usage!
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Beans.
It'll be fucking beans.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
!remindme 11 years it's bean time
The classics never die.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions."
AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
What's your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it's hard trying to find paper after the incident.
the incident
Go on...
You don't know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
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If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
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There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
🚨 Cloudflare Outage Day 14: Only 5 Sites Still Online. This Is Not a Drill.
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
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The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
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REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
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Half Life 3
...got postponed to 2038
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For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
Plot twist: It's Alaska.
After declaring independence, a free and fair referendum showed overwhelming support for joining the Russian Federation.
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President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
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Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.
Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?
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The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.
“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
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thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.
And owls. Still owls.
FBI? No, I am not opening up.
If Lemmy will be a thing then
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