The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he'll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

Hand Egg

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

American Rugby

Seriously?? That's the price of FIFA's bribe? Not, idk, "Call off your ICE ghouls at the next match, because we need to sell tickets?"

It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.

Gets a bribe from fifa, "we need to change the name of this sportsing"

This is one of the rare cases where I don't disagree with Trump.

But they could just call it what the rest of the world call their sport. "American Football".

It has their favorite word in it. America.

I don't disagree, it needs a different name, has not much to do with feet, but really? A trophy is enough of a bribe for him to upset his base of NFL fans? Can someone bribe him to get us on Metric system?

Handegg, obviously.

So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.

I hate that his fucking followers will be more angry about this than the fact that he raped kids on Epstein's island.

He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he's just getting revenge. That's what tin pot dictators do. There's also another thing they usually do...

That would be hilarious. Please let him accomplish that and nothing else.

When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more

Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

Why don't you just call NFL foot ball, soccer? No one else wants to use the name soccer so it's sort of free.

American forward-pass Rugby

This is one of the things people don't get about trump supporters. Establishment politicians would never suggest such a thing. They stick to the established political crap. The you get a guy like trump who just spouts whatever he hears or thinks. Stuff like how it doesn't make sense that football is two drastically different sports. That is very appealing to a lot of people. He is saying the quiet parts out loud. He doesn't actually "do" anything productive about it. But it wins over plenty of voters. Also, he lies so poorly you easily know.

American Handegg League

The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it "Ovalteen". That's gold Gerry! That's gold!

He's always lazer focused on the most important issues facing americans.

May I suggest a German word?

"Distanzkampfball"

I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!

Wow. So glad this is what’s on what’s left of his mind. Not soaring prices or atrocities committed in his name. No, this is what matters.

He wants it named after himself, of course

howsabout…Trumpball???