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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

The machine was probably broken anyway

[-] sab@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Just doesn't seem like a valid excuse not to at least try to get one anyway, you know

[-] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

That's cold.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

Not as cold as the McFlurry.

[-] Die4Ever@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

this would be better if the title didn't spoil the video lol

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, oh man. Great stuff

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

A good Christian woman would have gotten that mcflurry. What has this world come to!?

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023

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