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Dry January (lemmy.nz)
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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Me: I've said too much.

I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think
I thought
I saw you try

[-] Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Every whisper, of every waking hour I'm choosing my confessions

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 8 points 7 months ago

Tryin' to keep an eye on you Like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I set it up

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 7 months ago

That’s me in the spotlight, drinking my breakfast.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago
[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 7 months ago

Oh no Ive spewed too much.
Urh havent spewed enough

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

At least he didn't say "no nut November"

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

But didn’t he say it was ok because it is a social lubricant?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 7 months ago

It is one of the most effective treatments of social anxiety in existence. Shame about the side effects, though.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm so sorry

Bongrips keep me alive.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Longest I've gone in like 15 or so years is two weeks and that was because of a cruise. It was hard, we tried to go with booze as a replacement but by day 3 I was wrecked. I stopped drinking and continued to feel nauseated the entire trip. I couldn't enjoy as much food as I wanted it sucked. Next time Im smuggling a vape onboard lol.

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