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[-] Zikeji@programming.dev 55 points 7 months ago

During my last visit with my grandfather before he passed, he was asking everyone "any personal requests for me to bring to God on your behalf". I'm not religious but it did sort of disarm the tension.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

Well, did you request anything? Or is it like a birthday wish and if you tell me it won't come true?

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 31 points 7 months ago

We will keep in touch grandma..... When Facebook uses all your data and voice samples to sell me a subscription to put your deep faked voice into my bedside alarm clock.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

Tech giants : write that down write that down

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 7 months ago

Too late, there's a company who has been advertising exactly that.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna need to write this one down.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Stealing this

this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026

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