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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 189 points 6 months ago

No, they told me I could stop.

Come to think of it, the word they used was "should". They were really quite emphatic about it.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 146 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -

I've spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.

Thank you,

- All Lemmy admins.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 55 points 6 months ago

The Wednesday nude:

The Epstein Files nude:

The HEX nude:

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 112 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it's only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 44 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Wait until they decide to seize it

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 months ago

In China they did.

They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.

Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

When you're a mod they let you do it

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Omfg I'm tired of this.

Read your fucking instance rules.

Penis inspection is mandatory.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 89 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I took a look at your instance

It's just you isn't it.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 60 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We're having quite a fabulous time over here!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You must be crazy small. I don't even notice you in here with me.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 months ago

That's what she said.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's an interesting kink: admin/user.

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 89 points 6 months ago (4 children)

They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”

Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 70 points 6 months ago

Pretty standard, really.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Still trying to figure out the admins, figured if you send to enough the mods would respond

/S because app I feel the need too

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I have fat edema swollen feet from my cancer meds. I guess someone got a fetish for sausage toes.

Thinking I'm better than the rest of you really is it's own separate thing.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 35 points 6 months ago

You say "have to". I say "get to".

[–] innermeerkat@piefed.social 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Nah it's a perk for me, punishment for the mod

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 33 points 6 months ago

Noodles? I thought it said Noots?!

[–] invisible@piefed.zip 21 points 6 months ago

I thought it was a weird requirement to "send nudes of your cat daily" for a social media membership. But whatever. The cat likes it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well, its the price to pay being federated 🤷‍♀️

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 19 points 6 months ago

This is why it is called !funhole

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This plus a cron job, problem solved.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't be such a prude! It's for science!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ve been sending pics of bats and opossums, so far so good!

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago
[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 6 months ago

Wait, that's not fair!

When I send nudes, they just threaten to ban me.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They really love their programming sock pics.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Nope, cause my adult filters are active so I haven't seen a single nude since I joined. I also blocked any sub that had that theme.

EDIT: Oh wait.. I just reread that.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Am I not understanding your joke, or did you not understand the original one?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

... This is what I get for hitting up the shitpost threads before coffee.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago

Haha, feel you. We've all been there.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 6 months ago

That's odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won't be needing more.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago

Hey at least SOMEONE wants to see it

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