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Inspired by this comment.

I'm curious.

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[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago

What was the joke again…

“Humans can survive off a diet consisting of potatoes and butter, as demonstrated by a years long case study commonly known as Ireland”

Something along those lines.

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 27 points 7 months ago

Think it's important to point out that they didn't do that by choice.

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 19 points 7 months ago

If you could only have one food, potatoes would be a good choice.

[-] jimmy90@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

yikes, scurvy much?

try brocolli and eggs

[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Potatoes are A ok against scurvy (unlike eggs alone who can come along for the ride though, because hash brown and fried eggs, yum)

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 25 points 7 months ago
[-] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 months ago

You're missing a bunch of micro nutrients which would cause problems over time with this. It has all the calories and protein you need though.

Add in some fat from somewhere like cooking oil, and a handful of vegetables like onions, carrots, etc. and you'd last a fairly normal human lifespan.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Vegetables often contain oil, the problem is getting omega-3's, which our bodies can't make.

In the sea, it's algae who're producing it: then krill, then squid/fish/etc eat them..

some plants make it, some don't..

olives are good, olive-oil, etc..

but anybody who's eating squash is getting omega-6's or 9's, even though it seems non-intuitive.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Any particular type of beans? Red? Black? Lentils?

Does the type of rice matter?

I’m intrigued by this possibility.

[-] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 9 points 7 months ago

Does the type of rice matter?

Yes; make sure it's whole grain. White rice is essentially junk food, with most of its fiber, vitamins & minerals stripped in the de-hulling process.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Cool - thank you! That makes sense. I know there are so many types of rice, so I’ll do some research too.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I have a sack of white rice to eat through... I don't really know what to do with it all. My partner got it from work. Would rather basmati rice really.

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[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Afaik pretty much any kind of cereal with any kind of legume provide the essential amino acids needed by the body. Both of them have protein, but not the full set of amino acids that the body requires in a certain proportion.

Idk about vitamins, though.

[-] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

B12?

--Edit--

And on closer look also (at least) fatty acids, calcium and iodine.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 7 months ago
[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

I've often heard repeated that a human can live on water, potatoes, and salted butter basically indefinitely.

Not sure how true, but seems plausible.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

"beriberi" is malnutrition: it means literally "i cannot".

You become .. not very able to do what you need to do, to survive, on this kind of diet, fairly quickly.

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 5 points 7 months ago

Before the 1840s, Irish farmers lived on.potatoes and milk, with the odd herring in winter when milk was harder to come by. Not a pleasant diet, and you're buggered if the potato harvest fails, but definitely doable.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago

Does Soylent count as 1 item?

[-] gilokee@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

god I miss Soylent. Cooking/eating is a huge burden for me (depressed and lazy) so I drank the heck out of Soylent when I was in the US. Now in Japan the only thing close is Calorie Mate and it's not nearly as good/nutritious. :(

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Not to be all “The safest way to ski is not to go skiing”, but throwing together a meal can be a way to exercise some agency during low days. Even if the food itself isn’t very healthy, the process can be good for you.

I’ll soak some beans overnight and be forced to boil them the next day. The steps are individually low effort and spaced apart (and you can cook beans with zero onions etc if you want) and at the end you can find yourself sitting in front of a hot bowl of good ass beans and feel hey that was good for me.

Hell, beans out of a can and tomato out of a can over rice out of a pouch can feel like you at least did something, you know? Delivery is relatively cheap where I live and getting into a cycle of being dependent on mass produced food really didn’t help me feel like I had a lot of control over what was happening in my life.

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[-] Akh@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Listen, taco bell has maybe 10-15 ingredients and has an infinite menu item…

[-] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I know this is Lemmy and all, but, uh, beans.

[-] Paragone@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Egg-bread & scrambled-eggs ( with a multivitamin every other day ) can get you FAR, ultra-cheap ( if you ever need to get through a month on nearly-nothing ).

( obviously this isn't long-term, this is short-term-survival stuff )

add-in carrots, if you can.

A bit of broccoli makes a BIG difference in one's health.

Do what you can to get some omega-3's into you: our bodies can't make them, & if our bodies have to make omega-6's & omega-9's, apparently they just run mitochondria backwards, to do it.

Even a tablespoon of olive-oil / day will help your body keep functioning.

[-] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 9 points 7 months ago

Breastmilk should be enough. Just difficult to source.

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[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Eggs and potatoes?

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For real, steak.

Its the ultimate elimination diet

Beef is very nutrient dense and contains all the nutrients a human needs

The carnivore diet is a thing, and it is just: beef, water and salt.

Most people who do this, do branch out after a while and add eggs, fish, liver etc

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I'd be worried about purines. A diet of pure steak would likely lead to an insane case of gout, which is a buildup of uric acid crystals in your joints... which ranks pretty high on the list of excruciatingly painful things you can be diagnosed with.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 7 months ago

You might want to have an orange now and then.

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[-] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

As long as you're okay with being the least climate-friendly and probably having cancer by the age of 50. People need fibre.

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[-] obinice@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I don't have the expertise to answer the question, but I'm sad that so many answers here are jokes, or five word answers that aren't at all helpful :-(

Was really interested in this and hoped there'd be some knowledgeable people out there to educate us on this stuff!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 7 months ago

I pretty much live off energy drinks and rice rn.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

My dude, do you need some easy recipes? That can't be good for your mental health.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No.

I need money to be able to afford better food.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 22 points 7 months ago

Energy drinks are expensive, health and money.

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I read once that a person could survive indefinitely on potatoes and milk.

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 7 months ago

It's true. Add oats and eggs, and they can thrive.

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[-] disregardable@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago

oatmeal, rice, beans, tomatoes, spices, broccoli. each of those foods is truly non-negotiable for me and without one life is not worth living. thanks.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

Potatoes, butter, salt, molybdenum.

[-] Kissaki@feddit.org 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

With enough body fat, sprinkle in a bit of electrolyte and maybe vitamins and that's all you need.

I remember reading of a supervised case like that, many months, if not a year. I couldn't find it with a quick search.

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Alls I know is it isn’t ichiban noodles. I ate those for 3 straight weeks and almost lost my nails and hair.

Nutrition is really important yo. Eat your veggies and balance your fibre and protein.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I love food way too much it's probably like 15 to 20.

spoiler

  • soya milk
  • one type of cereal
  • lets count uncooked eggs as 1 food type because i get to process them into any type i want
  • dairy free butter
  • olive oil
  • rapeseed oil
  • salt
  • pepper
  • pork ham
  • chicken
  • onions
  • peas
  • spinach
  • sweet potatoes
  • normal potatoes (i can now fabricate various flavours of crisps, yippee!)
  • sultanas
  • bananas
  • tea OR coffee! Toss-up between the two.
  • carrots
  • wheat flour
  • rice
  • tomatoes
  • pasta (some limit to what I'm willing to make myself)
  • sourdough bread
  • soya yoghurt
  • apples
  • oranges
  • strawberries
28... i'm gonna stop listing stuff before I sound like a fat ass
[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Gasoline has all the calories you need to survive for the rest of your life.

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Chicken, broccoli, coffee, cream, cashews, olive oil, some cheese and spices, blueberries. That's 95% of my diet right now, and for the past four years or so.

Could I "survive" on less? Of, course. Do I want to? No. But, I may need to in the future.

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 3 points 7 months ago

Ah yes. The low carb low cholesterol diet of diabetics with cardio trouble.

I can do this when everything else in my life is on track, but when I'm depressed or anxious it's all I can do to put any kind of food in my belly. I fell off the wagon about a year ago.

Keep fighting the good fight.

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