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YOUR PC NEXT? (lemmy.nz)
submitted 6 months ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Born to kill -9

[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Bourne [shell] to kill -9

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My PC got a deferment.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 months ago

For now!

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is kind of cute...

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 months ago

:3

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for radicalising my pc.

I want to state before the jury that my pc has declared independence from myself and that i can no longer be held accountable for any terrorist activity it may be evolved in!

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

spoileruser is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There's a pipe bomb stuck in my computer, what do I do?

[–] mononoke@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

Hang on, let me ask my Mobilek...

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 6 months ago

My current pc: running a propaganda campaign

My next pc: running logistics to make sure the resistance is fed, clothed, and armed.

[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

"If you tolerate this your computers will be next"

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Why my playing character????

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 months ago

Now that's an upgrade!