this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 121 points 5 months ago

Interesting, this bro walked so Lowcost Cosplay could run.

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 64 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know what? With lemmynsfw being gone, this will do.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 months ago

Sigh.

Unzips

[–] exu@feditown.com 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Huh, what happened to them?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There was a mass exodus, as many of the patrons saw the error of their ways and fled towards SFW refuges, leading pure monastic lifestyles free from rot and debauchery like the rest of us

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh shit, why didnt you say so? Open the pod bay doors boys, bubba's coming home to mess up the stables!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 5 months ago

I'll grab the mop.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

The owner went awol, no one has heard from them since October so it just died.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No one does hobbies like shirtless asian men who live alone.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but what about loneless asian men who live ashirt?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This guy was damned and determined to be able to jack off to his own reflection in the mirror by any means necessary.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

No imagination.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago

This man was art. This is the definition of punk and post modernism

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Gay or nah?

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I'm 12

Banned. Hand over your internet-connected devices and prepare to be expelled to the outside.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Can you just imagine a world like that. You see a kid on a phone having a conversation, and you just swoop in with a cherub-like grin, grab their phone and crack it in half with glee, wave your finger in a naughty-naughty manner, and then throw them repeatedly through doorways until they're finally on grass?

What a world

[–] Sammy@infosec.pub 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can-... Can someone do this for me? An adult?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll happily try and throw you through a doorway.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

This looks like someones me me than a meme.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Jackie Chan really let himself go...