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[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 6 months ago

Honestly he's one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I've ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

he is a divorced dad

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 months ago

Leather jacket? Check.

Cigar (but looks like he's trying to imitate the Duke)? Check

and more...

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 6 months ago

That's awful.

Elon Musk should never be happy.

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago

It shows. A happy person wouldn't pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 29 points 6 months ago

He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

thank you, good sir

He was desperately tryin'

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 8 points 6 months ago

(girls FTW!)

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

Knowing that he wasn't even cool enough for the compulsively networking pedophile spy to hang out with must burn.

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Good. Nazis deserve to suffer.

[-] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 21 points 6 months ago

Bro, cry me a fucking river. You've hurt countless people with your actions, you SHOULD be miserable.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 21 points 6 months ago

This guy needs to study the Christmas Carol

[-] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 months ago

"Chuck! We're gonna need a whole lotta ghosts!"

[-] morto@piefed.social 19 points 6 months ago

I also wouldn't be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Oh no, Elon is not happy! Anyway....

[-] hesh@quokk.au 9 points 6 months ago

Then you don't need those billions

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago

just need a few more to get happiness

[-] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago

Well, try large amounts of heroine. You'll certainly not regret doing large amounts of heroine...

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

*warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

[-] apepi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you'll get there eventually.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago

99% of ketamine addicts quit right before getting a dose that'll finally meke them happy

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 8 points 6 months ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 6 months ago

There’s one thing he can never have, which is enough

I’ll never understand this pursuit for wealth and power. It really doesn’t take that long in life to figure out that accumulating material wealth is not what makes you happy. You get momentary pleasure from obtaining that new car, but it quickly fades and the baseline shifts, and you are back to being miserable. And the type of pleasure you get from it feels so fake anyway.

Do these miserable cunts really think that getting the next billion dollars will finally make them happy and at peace?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

they make countless people incredibly miserable for their wealth, and that are still fucking miserable. who the fuck is all of this for then!!!

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Good. This brightens my day

[-] husmus3274@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Have you tried to let others be happy? Maybe that will make yourself happier

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

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