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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by srsh@piefed.social to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 30 points 6 months ago
[-] crozilla@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago
[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Eh, leave it as faith.

After all if he's strapped in, he's not going anywhere, and as they say, shit or get off the pot.

Also, choosing a randomly chosen religion for any rites that need to be said sounds hilarious.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Now we gotta deal with reincarnated Elon

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

So you're gonna let X decide whether he's a Christian, or an atheist, or a Buddhist, or a Zoroastrian, or, like, is this... did you mean to put fate?

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah, they decide his faith, then he gets to go to the associated afterlife. It's a lovely gesture, really!

[-] regenwetter@piefed.social 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Double post AND a big fat typo in both posts. You're on a roll, dude!

[-] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

was it supposed to say "fate"

[-] 5wim@infosec.pub 2 points 6 months ago
[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Best way to get users back on the platform.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I think they mean fate. Not faith.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

faith

no...no god noooo!

🎶faith of the heaaaaartttt!🎶

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I vote Quaker

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Nah, live stream it on Twitch and do a “let’s ‘play’”

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Keep twitch for Bezos. We can call if "de-platforming"

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Brilliant. Make sure to provide the link to all Amazon warehouse and delivery employees

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

@grok is this guy a waste of air space?

You dont need grok to know the answer

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

It's 2026. They'd do it willingly, because they know they'd cheat, steal, lie and abuse the facts. But even if that didn't work, they'd just pull a "It's just a joke, bro" and never go through with any negative ramifications. It's how things work when you're rich. Do what you want, not consequences. But poor people can't do what they want, yet face all the consequences.

this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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