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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] luthis 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubUrbanIT@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You're killing me, Smalls!

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

Cherubim slash nephilim? Wtf is this guy on about? Cherubim were the watcher angels, and are actually described in the bible to look like the image on the left. Nephilim arent really any kind of angel, they are the offspring of angels and humans, often interpreted as a race of giants.