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[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

It would be so hilarious to me if after all the dramatic movies we've made about the President being killed by foreign enemies (usually Islamic terrorists) it happened in real life and the general response was to thank the terrorists. It's too ridiculous to be it's own movie but real life doesn't care about irony.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I mean, if we could be so lucky...

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

It's only lucky if they take out Vance and Mike Johnson too. Could they maybe be persuaded to wait until the Democrats have the House? Of course that would make Jeffries the President which honestly wouldn't be much of an improvement.

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If that happens, there'd be a draft and a real boots-on-the-ground war in Iran. I don't think USA would just brush that off, as much as you hate the guy. I could be wrong of course, I don't know how they really think.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

They can draft the turd outta my ass.

[-] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

There is a 0% chance that I am drafted because if they try, there would be multiple dead bodies that day. Over. My. Rotten. Corpse.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 months ago
[-] your_good_buddy@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Right you are, Ken!

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

The war crimes, pedo, television, and genocide administration!

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I wonder if they could do it, I feel like they could.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

"Don't threaten us with a good time!" said almost everyone.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I hope he shits his pants even more than usual over this.

But I hope he dies more banally, in a prison cell preferably.

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