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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 144 points 5 months ago

Bro I just shaved. Then I read this and my neckbeard erupted sponteanously.

[-] exu@feditown.com 72 points 5 months ago
[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 5 months ago

Femboy with a bushy beard?

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Is the classic edition still okay? Cause I don't wnat to be a femboy, but I do want linux

[-] shrek_is_love@lemmy.ml 41 points 5 months ago

Tim Allen movie where he scares Richard Stallman off his roof and is forced to take his place

[-] imjustmsk@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

That's some seamless masking and morphing, sad these days people just use AI to make slop that doesn't even look half as good as this.ย 

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

Pretty scary visuals, especially for the time

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

wtf I just found my virginity

[-] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 58 points 5 months ago

Y u make Tux into bad guy? Tux just want people compute. Tux is friend shaped.

[-] imjustmsk@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

There is a rumour that Tux and Clippy are seeing each other.ย 

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago

And Xenia is hosting?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

The machines did nothing wrong.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Year of the Linux desktop:

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

there... is... another

systemd in the distance

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Indeed. It's more like metastatic cancer, though.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Its true about the updates but its also that Microsoft is now owning your computer.

You are asking them now if its ok to use it to run programs. I dont think people realize how very different it is to run Linux. There is no American corporation running your computer anymore. Thats a huge difference in how the system speaks to you, how it acts, what it lets you do.

I guess most have never experienced that so they dont get it.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago
[-] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I should have known when somebody made a logo out of a foot. Who are we, Tarantino?

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 9 points 5 months ago

Software doesn't necessarily serve the user, I'd say a virus is software too.

[-] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 18 points 5 months ago

It serves a user, just maybe not the one using the machine it's on.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

Sometimes software serves an abuser. We call this malware

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

I can't stand it any longer. It's the slop!

[-] leviathan@feddit.org 7 points 5 months ago

Winslop as Morpheus?! Hell Nah..

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Can't read this without hearing the voice and at the slower cadence.

[-] Emi@ani.social 6 points 5 months ago

Do the machines run on Linux? Perhaps perfect one? Or do they have their own OS? They use binary we know that at least.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago

Considering the amount of just random ass shit in the world that runs some flavor of linux or another (like restaurant menus and display sings and even generic chinese game consoles) I would expect that whatever they are running is probably Linux adjacent at the very least.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

I think(?) the the screencaps are from the Matrix franchise, but the text feels very Tron.

... Seriously though what scene is this, I can't place it

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Win 11 is a trojan horse confirmed

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] highball@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Where is the lie?

[-] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Damn, do I like it. Thank you!

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