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Made a better coffee brew than you
(lemmy.nz)
I see you made a perfect American coffee there!
As an American I can safely say this isn't American coffee. If it was, it would be more dairy and sugar than water or coffee
Also, don't forget the almighty microwave ritual. IYKYK.
I'm not above Mason jars...
“Dairy”
Grandma called that Blümchenkaffee, flower coffee, because you could the the flower decor on the bottom of the cup through it.
Braun Water
This joke is even funny in German 🤣
Von Braun, please.
TIL that coffee is psychoactive.
"Today a young Lemming on acid realized that all coffee is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather."
I paraphrase, R.I.P. Bill Hicks
I see you have switched to that double organic specialty brew that does not contain any artificial colors or flavors. Must be nice to be so rich! [looks pensively while sipping mug of dark brown water]
Would you believe I've been getting ripped off all these years?! I feel so opbeaniated over this revelation! We should start a coffee revolution!
And your mug of dark brown water cannot be worse than what I drank as a sailor. "They say that in the org here the coffie's mighty-fine! Looks like muddy water, tastes like terpentine!"
I'm semi coffee snob, but I support all humane methods of drinking bean juice
Way easier to achieve this with an americano. Just make espresso and then don't put it in the water.
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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