I'm surprised there isn't more of this going on. Imagine if all of these folks suddenly experienced similar visits bearing similar flaming gifts, all in the space of a day or so.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2026
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We did also get a toilet paper warehouse fire.
AND a dead CEO.
It's ramping up, and it's starting to come apart. If they don't pivot from Trickle Down Economics to Trickle Up Economics, we're going to spontaneously pivot to a Robin Hood Economy, and that often comes accompanied by revolution, guns, and guillotines. The Sociopathic Oligarchs won't like that one bit.
Five Guys CEO figured it's better to be alive than rich(er).
Can't enjoy your money when your dead.
First Luigi, now this guy. 
It is a shame that he didn't happen to be at the gate of his obnoxiously large house.
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.
I'd love to see his legal defense be:
I threw it at the gate because it was just a message. If I wanted to kill him I'd have _____.
Cuz like...
Realistically throwing a moltov at a (presumably) metal gate isn't the same as attempted murder.
If I was on a jury, that'd be enough for me to say "not guilty" at least.
I wonder if he'd written a death threat in chalk on the ground, if that would be a greater or lesser crime?
What about "burn, baby, burn!"? Would that count as equal death threat to "Imma murderize you!"?
I said it before, ill say it again. ¯\(ツ)/¯
were any plumbers spotted in the neighborhood?
Why only one?
In other news, USA is killing kids. But Sam is more interesting news! Who cares about Sam?
Oh no…. Anyways…
If this was Reddit this entire thread would be nuked. So refreshing!
What would be the motive for him to stage this event?
Aaron Swartz, among others, thought Altman was an untrustworthy sociopath. There's a long article in the New Yorker about this. I didn't read it, but Gruber did: https://daringfireball.net/2026/04/when_he_is_alive_and_not_after_he_is_dead
But his house didn’t do anything wrong!