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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I don't blame President Trump. I love him."

Maybe you should blame him, since it's his policy.

These MAGA morons keep making themselves look more stupid every time they open their mouths.

[–] Eldritch@piefed.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think she's gunning for Melanie's spot.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

at this point i dont see him noticing the difference

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 14 points 3 months ago

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers, you stupid bitch.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I swear people like her say this backward shit on purpose so that way when articles like this are posted MAGA can know their "enemies" are hurting. Jenner is just a prop here.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

sigh*

Olympians don't often have the brain power to match they're brawn.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Tokens get spent, bitch.

[–] luthis 1 points 3 months ago

"I don't blame President Trump. I love him."

Yeah.. I think I spotted the problem.