World's biggest condom maker Karex to raise prices due to Iran war (www.bbc.com)

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago

Just how big is this condom they’re making?

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 5 months ago

Big enough to fuck the world.

[-] Bananskal@nord.pub 8 points 5 months ago

🫸 🫷

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

to cover the entire strait of hormuz.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago

Too many people being fucked?

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago

They’re made from petroleum

[-] vrek@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah but it was a joke... The is fucking a ton of people so the condom manufacturer has to raise prices. Yes the real reason is oil but that's not nearly as funny.

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You can always ask Diddy for oil

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Just don't get the "oil" from rkelly

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