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All that empty background and yet the text is pressed against the sides.
It really is ridiculous
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Upvoting while wearing my Invisalign and petting my dog while being white
Congratulations!
I once asked about the price, they told me at least $7k for the Invisalign? What the fuck.
For me it was the same price as braces would be. So still like $5,500.
Mine was $2500 to correct an open bite, a slight underbite and significant gapping caused by decades of open mouth breathing from chronic (constant) sinusitis. $7k seems bonkers but $2500 was doable for me and fixed a lot of my neck pain, a droopy eyelid (caused by the cross bite) and I’m glad I did it, definitely could not have afforded $7k though, that’s crazy
Racist crap.
Don't you know that racism is ok as long as it is "shitposting"?
White isn't a race, pedophiles told you it was so you'd break ranks with mixed race unions.
may as well lighten up, make jokes, and stop being such fragile fucking babies about the fake ideas that got subliminaled into you by people in a tax bracket so far out of your grasp that you'd never come close to it in multiple lifetimes
Shit take. It's possible to have class consciousness and not be racist.
oH iS iT??? mY bAd LeT mE jUsT iSsuE aQuiCK aPoLoGy tO tHE rAcE tHiS pOsT iS rEfErRiNG To.
wait is it the Welsch? Or Italians or Jews before or after 1939? You know since some white people only recently got their whiteness they probably only give their dog whitening strips.
Grow up.
I hate this sort of meme/joke because it just perpetuates the idea that people's skin colour affects their actions rather than their upbringing and personality which is pretty fucking racist but with a "progressive" tint.
It's such a weird American thing
It's ok because it's not against a minority.
Rich white people maybe. I had to shoot my dog because I couldn't afford to out him down and he was in ao much pain when he peed air bubbles would come out. He was old and it was sad. I don't even have nor ever had braces. And I ha e white people teeth all snaggly.
Point is, some of us are fucking hillbillies.
Yeah I got some experimental dentistry as I kid because it was 10% the cost of braces. It left me unable to floss because it is so painful. And as of today I haven't been able to go to the dentist in over 20 years. The only thing being white ever got me was no college scholarships.
You should apply anyway. At least 5 of the various scholarships I got while in College/University were laid aside for someone of some demographic that I didn't fit, but I fit the other qualifications, and I was the only one that applied. Go through the scholarship books at your local library and use the qualifications to include not exclude, you'll get results and a free education that way.
Oh, and just to clarify I'm not Black, I'm not a Girl or Woman, I'm not Hispanic, I'm not Asian and I don't look Native American. I got scholarships that were set aside for each of these groups because no one else applied.
That ship has sailed, I got my education a long time ago. I did have nearly perfect SATs, 1570 out of 1600 and also had sports and community service, had the 2nd highest GPA in my class of 800 coming out of high school in the San Francisco area. I could have gone anywhere, but I couldn't get scholarships and wasn't confident enough in what I wanted to study to take out big loans for Ivy League schools.
In retrospect I'm glad I didn't go to an elite school. The elite are generally all terrible people.
That must have been heartbreaking for you to shoot your own dog 😥 I wish you could've called Kristi Noem over to do the deed, but she would've charged a fee for her service. I understand, we're just trying to save money here.
Well obviously he can't very well handle traditional braces! That would be barbaric!
They are barbaric compared to Invisalign. My kids had traditional braces and every few months they’d go get them adjusted aka ratcheted down to the point of pain and the next week would be nothing but soft foods that still hurt to eat, headaches, tension headaches, facial and mouth pain, bad sleep. Slightly adjusting every week gets you minor soreness at worst for a day or two, it’s significantly more comfortable and at least where I live traditional braces are more expensive. In retrospect we should have probably not done traditional braces for our kids but losing trays/not keeping them on is a real problem with kids and Invisalign
racists be like i gotta make sure to mention someone's skin color to make it clear i hate people who are different than me
Dude, chill. You're on the shitpost sub. Also, the joke was funny. As a white person, I do feel the need to get my dog's teeth aligned so he doesn't get excluded by the other dogs in the dog park
Wait... is that the reason Flutterbutter has been excluded at the dog park!?
I never understood why they say white people smell like candy. Then My partner, who lives in the US, came to visit. Yup. White Americans smell like candy. I bet it's their diet.
It’s the diabetes.
Nah, My partner doesn't have diabetes. I don't think...
Ah my bad. I intended to make a joke about Americans and didn’t fully read your comment. No insult meant to your partner.
Will say a lot of body soaps and scents tend to be sweet smelling in the US. Look at most of Bed Bath and Bodywork’s type stuff.
it's a thing. people have caught their early onset diabetes by their partners noticing a change in taste of their fluids.
Okay 8.5x11
Don't be ridiculous. I 3d print them, it's much cheaper
I tried that, but it's just not the same as a real dog.
My teeth hurt reading this lol
Lmaooooo barely an exaggeration
Human people be like "BROWNIE, GET IN!"
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