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cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/femcelmemes/p/390197/don-t-use-ai-use-me-3

Don't use ai, use me :3

Since alt text is being dumb

A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption "Don't ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I'm beautiful and have great taste in manga!"

Image by @usagiboots

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can you hallucinate as well as ChatGPT though or are drugs required for it

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 months ago

Drugs don't need to sourced externally, though. Just look at DMT. You already got that shit. Tell your own self what the fuck to do or someone else will end up owning your ass. Puns fucking intended.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

q: can you hallucinate as well as chatgpt
a: way better
q: do you need drugs to do it
a: obviously
q: can you do it without drugs
a: of course i can, who do you think i am

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You mean an African or European swallow?

[–] Captain_Faraday@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Ugh, I don’t know that! gets launched off bridge Ahhhhhhhh

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Human draw me a picture of 2 trans cat girls absolutely hammering a cis dog girl while jerking off a cis horse boy

[–] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I genuinely lol'ed

[–] st33n@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

This has made me happy in a way that I can't quite express. Thanks for this, I love it!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 months ago

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it'd be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

"hammering"?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Oh yeah? Then name me an action manga that also has a proper romance and no will-the-wont-they bullshit.

[–] Mozingo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does Dandadan count as an action Manga? Cause if so, that one.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Good choice, but sadly, I already know and read that one. And it's lately falling into the will-they-wont-they trap

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

In/Spectre?

[–] yessikg@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

You didn't say it had to be new so, Dragon Ball Z

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Generate me an image of a gnome with a gigantic butt

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?

[–] DishaweslemOride@lemmy.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Image created with ChatGPT 🤣

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for paella.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 3 months ago

If you make your fucking own.