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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Midnitte@beehaw.org to c/politics@beehaw.org

“You have a lion, a bear, an alligator and... a squirrel. OK, which is the squirrel?” Trump recounted at the event.

The question involving a cat, a dog, and a raccoon were too challenging, I'm sure.

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[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 23 points 4 months ago

RFK would fail, he’d back over the test and try to eat it

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago

Or at least take its penis for later.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 17 points 4 months ago

If somebody gives this guy a toy that makes noise he may be terminally distracted.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Just employ the Oog Method every time he starts to whine.

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 14 points 4 months ago

Again!? How many times has he bragged about taking this test (like it's something to brag about?) He must be taking it a lot....

Everything is so fucked. :(

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

So proud of himself too. Like a toddler coloring inside the lines.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago

... at this point I'm not sure if I can take anything seriously, ever again.

[-] phanto@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

He did fail the "Tell the doctor from the deity" portion of the test...

[-] Krusty@quokk.au 11 points 4 months ago

Last time it was a giraffe instead of a squirrel. How many times has he taken this test?

He was on Howard Stern a long time ago with his son(forget which) and neither could answer 17*6 correctly.

[-] luciole@beehaw.org 7 points 4 months ago

weird flex but ok

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

I still wonder why "another X user wrote" and similar is news now. Isn't the journalist supposed to analyse and comment on shit?

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

YES; that garbage has irritated me for near a decade, now.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

But didn't you always want the social medias retold to you through a third party? It's like that guy watching tiktoks with the sound on during lunch at work. Bonus points if he shoves the phone in your face occasionally

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