this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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Sorry. I just love attention but I'm broke af.
Thanks though.

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[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

That makes them even more valuable to me. Delicious obscure attention untainted by transactional greed. Best kind of attention. :)

thanks

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry... Your attention is now mine. :D

[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.

You gotta up your trade game.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

All yours. You deserve it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You think you're getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah-ha! And now i have your attention, too.
Consider yourself swindled, fool >:)

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You earned it

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I feel violated…

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now, if only you could monetise getting people's attention...

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not everything is about money.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It's a joke.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Me, when I see somebody else's cute dog.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not... For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I believe, edinbruh.

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Scrolling on socials be like.

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Mmm the exquisite and underappreciated attention-by-denial-of-attention. A rare delicacy nowadays.