I believe that's Johnny Gash
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“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"
That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Tetanus
Staph
Rusty
Scarface
Slash
Uncle Fester
Finguy McStabby
Sure let's do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
Laceration Larry
Ghastly
Everybody named Flippy, stand up!
Pinky
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
Mr. McGillicutty
Clyde
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Funny, story.
Hubert
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
Tetanuir
Finger McFingerface
You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!
Seamus
Scrubby
thats Fingy, we hang.
Tippy
Digit
Kevin.
Mouthful of congealed blood
Karl with a K
He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie
Mr. NitrileNextTime.