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[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 months ago

Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies

Conservatives want to go after your ball torture

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gestation is out, guystation is in.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let's make some progress

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Surely you gest!

[–] KingKong33@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what the scrotum is for, idiot!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying "pew! pew!"-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with "existence precedes essence". The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think this is more consistent with the teachings of Diogenes, who said, in paraphrasing, "always be jerkin it... Everywhere."

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn't for everyone. I guess I'll just have to take another one for science.

A thank you would be nice.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Can balls get pregante?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

My cousin knows a guy who didn't pee for a week and his balls exploded

[–] AcornTickler@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Boypreggers?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 2 months ago

and that is how babby R formed.

[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Learn something new everyday. That's why I always wear pants while having sex.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This reads like a broscience fact from one of those how to be an alpha dog manly man online courses.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

c/badmensanatomy

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know it was spelled pballs.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

a proconsul section

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Get with the times, we're doing Rust sections now.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gonna regret finally asking this question I've been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just... Be gentle with me when you answer.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

A lady with a dingdong.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

It's from futanari, the Japanese term for hermaphroditism. It usually boils down to "person with boobs and dick".

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That was your fault for being on the Internet in the first place.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm just over here wanting someone to IVF a Chihuahua-St. Bernard mix. It SHOULD work, which means there is no reason not to do it.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of those local "neighborhood gurus," you know, that one slightly older kid who would just make up some bullshit; and we would carry it as truth for the rest of our lives until hopefully corrected.

My favorite had to be "dinosaurs died to a volcano."

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dinosaurs died to a volcano

To be fair, it's only fairly recently that meteor induced climate change has been established as the root cause. Up until then, there were several theories, and one of them was a supermassive volcano.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean the impact likely set off a bunch of tectonic activity and intense volcanic activity increases greenhouse gases, and dinosaurs ultimately died due to habitat loss and not direct blunt force trauma so... Volcanoes are maybe sequelae 2 or 3 in a chain of interrelated consequences.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That made me wonder if it's theoretically possible to die from blunt force trauma from a dinosaur-ending-sized meteor.

I mean, for starters, there's gotta be a huge shockwave of plasma around it. Besides, at that scale, in such a short time, I think it's hard to clearly define an actual cause of death as there are so many unhealthy things affectedyou at once; At some point you judt suddenly stop being alive and start being physics.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Alright thats enough internet for today.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Enough Internet for today.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's gonna hurt on the way out