this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 24 points 1 month ago
[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It's big pee, big pee is everywhere man!

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out what they put in the food does to you.

Sounds like something really shitty...

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Spironolactone?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I recognize the bodies in the water tho at least so thank God for that.

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I hate when people post provocative headlines and don't give details.

The "something" in the water is called dihydrogen monoxide; in small enough quantities it can be healthy and is even necessary for some people, but too much of it can lead to suffocation and combined with salt can lead to dehydration.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

ground coffee beans probably

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Is it the hydrogen or the oxygen?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

My favorite part of peeing is that you can't spell penis without pee. Too bad that moron up in heaven didn't name it a cumnis though, that would've been even better.