So flat it's not even NSFW
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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seriously. I had to come to the comments to figure out the answer to the original question: "What IS that?"
I'm leaning toward "It's a sofa."
I thought it was the side of her knee joint. Y'know when you squat down and you smush parts of your thigh and calf out?
That.
Ditto
I thought it was a dudes armpit. It's lopsided, like a pectoral with a little cushioning
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I could have sworn that this was her armpit from the back
Or his armpit from the front
Or a sofa?
I think this is right.
I was thinking the inside of a bent knee at first haha
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found the rest of the picture guys
According to AI ... this is anatomically correct
Wow. Her neck-area is all kinds of fucked.
okay now do one where it's the edge of a sofa.
I really hope so. Any other interpretations and extrapolations would probably just make me feel sad and disappointed.
What a majestic piece.
If she did one squat with the bar it would instantly double the size of her ass.
Poor baby. Those are booty pants too. They are supposed to hug your butt and make it look big. My wife and I saw a lady getting on a plane with them on. We pointed and giggled while she secretly ordered a pair.
Yea, what is it?
It's her ass.
Front or back ass?
Yes
Seriously thought it was the side of a knee.
You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴
Needs a cheesecake factory gift card and a squat rack.
She got that disease.. Noassatall
That's the name of the drug that cures it.
What we like to call a long back!
It's like two pringles hugging!
"bwaaaah!" - Hank Hill
This was like one of those perspective games where it looks like an ass/naked man/cock when it's actually a bird or something. The only difference was that this was the reverse of that.
However, after staring at this pic for like 5 min, I'm glad to share that I successfully managed to notice the ass. The line in the middle is where the crack is. Yeah.... They have a very very flat ass.
Thighs are bigger than the butt cheeks?
Must be painful to sit on
Needs a hemorrhoid pillow
The couch
Folded blanket
Is it me or is there a dark spot in the middle?
Don't worry that's just diarrhea.
I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit
I mean yeah, but it's mainly funny because I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The color, pattern and lighting meant I really absolutely had no idea what I was looking at. A back? A sweater? A cat? A crotch? A knee? An ass? Something else?
So yeah.
No shame from me. All bodies are fucking funny, my friend. We're hairless apes who wear fabrics and live in boxes. We're some odd motherfuckers.
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