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Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine (lemmy.world)

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[-] con_fig@programming.dev 73 points 2 months ago

👏 Learn 👏 to 👏 squash 👏 those 👏 commits 👏

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Seriously. My colleague does the same shit and it made me so mad until I realised he was on his branch. Then I was like, whatever, as long as you do a proper MR.

[-] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

You don't just write your entire project, then make your first commit?

[-] towerful@programming.dev 40 points 2 months ago

Yeh I use git (git commit --amend)

[-] Archr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

git commit --amend --no-edit and git push --force-with-lease

No-edit skips opening an editor for the commit message and just reuses the same message.

Force-with-lease will force push but only if your local is not missing commits that remote has. Ie other people haven't pushed anything since you last pulled.

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[-] exu@feditown.com 27 points 2 months ago

rebase & fixup or reset are your friends

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

I love editing history. Fix the bug in the change that introduced it!

[-] we_need_more_dwellings@piefed.world 16 points 2 months ago

Then force-push, and fuck up someone's day!

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

git branches are free
work in your tree
til the changes are ready
300 git push --force-with-lease a day and nobody mad

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I prefer to force push directly to the production branch.

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[-] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Skill issue

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

Yep. https://gitlab.com/bss03/halogen-lambda/-/commits/main

Not an issue, https://gitlab.com/bss03/type-aligned/-/commits/main

for real devs. https://gitlab.com/bss03/nested/-/commits/main

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[-] somegeek@programming.dev 20 points 2 months ago

A dev on windows? Of course that's your git log!

[-] copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Looks like a normal branch where someone debugs some GitHub workflow.

[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago

Is it humor because we make fun of you?

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

More like laughs out of relatability. Tho I am getting dogpiled for the industry standard practice of using what the company provides.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You need to learn refactoring/squashing

[-] AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

[Test] around and find out

[-] tdgoodman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I cannot give you a 100% for consistency. You have three inconsistent check in messages: 'tet', 'FueraEstanciaRowRename', and 'Revert "test"'. You must be uniformly informative with your messages.

[-] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Me when learning GH Actions/CI/CD

[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I see I'm not the only one fighting with CI/CD pipelines.

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 months ago

nonsense, I would never use windows

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 5 points 2 months ago

my private repo is filled with "stuff", "more stuff", "new stuff", "changes" commits.

[-] python@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

well yeah, in an enterprise project we would say "chore(test)". Semantic release ftw!

[-] the_beber@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Whenever I work on something, I don‘t intend on publishing, I use What the commit.

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Small incremental changes are good.

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