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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Also, over there on the right... Is this Loss?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Sweet mother of fuck…

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] starik@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago
[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

isn’t this the one that got stuck in the suez canal?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

“I was on cargo doing tasks.”

“In cargo?”

“I said what I said.”

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

If you ever came back to a defrag report looking like this, you cried.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago
[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's only 1 in 24 (2^30÷(280'000'000 containers shipped per year × ~12 times a year rearranged × 5 years ÷ 30 in a layer × 50 avg ship in length × 2 to account for inverse × 2 to account for mirror)) chance this wasn't intentional.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I fully love your calculation, but I fear there's a 1 in 1 chance this is photoshopped.

A lot of those green containers in the Among Us/Loss have a little white square in the top left and a sort of faded pair of white rectangles in the top right, suspiciously identical to the ones next to it.

[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

c/usefulredcircles

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Who has your god been fucking? And why are they yours specifically? Do you have to share them with other believers? I'm looking for a deity to get in with at the ground floor, and if yours is fucking then they're probably my kind of god!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Epp@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to believe, but I've never seen him do any fucking with his noodly appendage. Parmesan be upon him.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Wow, thanks! That link really uncooks my spaghetti.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They're Catholic. So probably not the fun kind of fucking

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Really? How can you tell they're Catholic? 🤔 I don't see any altar boys in the photo.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lime, at least, is canonically Catholic now:

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The among us show is good, worth pirating

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

What does the demotivational poster format add?