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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 80 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Where did they get 1400Gb storage iphones?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

💪 grind culture, gotta make that cake or something

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let's

Grind!

Brothers,

Together

Quickly!

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just checked you can get 2tb iPhones, and it looks like they are essential for power users of Grindr.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Power users? Or power bottoms.

Yes.

Who do you think is doing all the keyboard smashes?

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Im more of a daffy duck

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Of course its an iPhone so you cant get rid of bloat. Most of the 2tb will be system settings after the next update

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The iPhone 17 Pro Max comes in variants with 2TB storage

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I have an old xiaomi 13t with 1TB. Got it cheap, used.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the total internet usage of the app. Not how much storage the phone has.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

The top of that screen literally reads "iPhone Storage". That is absolutely about storage space, not network usage.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago

Pre-2025 pricing

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The secret tier of the Trump Phone has these kind of specs.

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Guys, is this gay to use more than two colors that are easy to distinguish from each other? I'm asking for a friend.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 15 points 1 month ago

No but grinder might be

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just use alternating black and white LIKE GOD INTENDED

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The straight pride flag. Because heterosexuality is a prison.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

God said C: and D:, not F:, A: and G: 😌

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

And B: five and a quarter?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Each day we stray further from the path of light 😢

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Just thinking about it is too much, you now have to choose your letter.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Average RNC screenshot.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's roughly equivalent to 67 hours of 60fps 4K video lmao (no the number is not intentional)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You could get 67 hours of content pretty easily on Grindr with about a week of effort. Now, getting them to film it in 4k might be tricky, it’s usually blurry shots of them jerking it in the bathroom.

(Edit) Actually, scratch that, this is a few months worth. Maybe I keep getting guys with shitty cameras.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

100gb from a single app is ridiculous, it doesn't have a feature to delete old stuff? And in messages it doesn't re encode videos to a lower res instead of just sending a 4k 25mbit/s video?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This person is lucky they weren't around when defragmentation programs were more common.

Let alone TV station test patterns.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lucky?

fuck i think i just realized i'm a vampire those were relaxing. along with sorting my rices.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you sort your Skittles, do you then eat all of the same color first, or do you eat them evenly so that all colors run out at about the same time?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

First one then the other

I mean now that you've got me thinking about it, we're talking original flavor fun size bag, right? Different flavors or anything more than a handful is a different story. I eat all the oranges last, because save your favorite flavor for last. Every snack, every meal, every treat. Don't go out with a bad taste in your mouth. Currently in Original Skittle that's orange but it used to be yellow. I think green before that but that's on the way before, But until I get to the oranges I sort them into flavor and eat whatever flavor(s) I have party of, one at a time, until I have the same amount of all of the flavors (again, except orange). Then one at a time until I am out on non-favored Skittles.

Or I just shovel them in by the handful. Sometimes the mouth and brain and belly want one thing, sometimes they want another. I have learned to get out of the way when they agree.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's all the fault of that damned Roy G. Biv guy.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Roy G Biv: By your powers combined, I am Captain Rainbow!

[–] Danarchy 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As usual red is doing most of the work here just like in real gay

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

"Life" doing all the heavy lifting?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds sus.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Ungratefull, here's a phone trying to show you a good time...and all they do is complain.

[–] stolig@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think it depends on what kind of stuff you save