7:00 wake up
8:00 wake up
9:00 grababrushandputalittlemakeup
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2026
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Wouldn’t it be easier to just get drunk and pledge to wake up?
That was yesterday!
That explains why the pledge needs an hour to recite
Every time I get it right, I take a shot, until I cant try anymore!
So, are you reciting the pledge repeatedly for an hour, or just once very slowly?
I think at that point they're already quite drunk so it's slow and slurred
How did you gain access to Hegseths calendar?
He texted me out of the blue!
This was oddly similar to my July 1st except I omitted any sort of pledge and continued the binge from June 30th.
What kind of American has their calendar set to 24h time?
Quick, what temperature does water boil at?
Military
100C
If it takes you an hour to review the pledge of allegiance then you clearly started on drunk early.
Can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning.
Hope you wake up with all your fingers.