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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Start? It ended 2 hours ago.

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

At the time of your choosing.

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

a few minutes before you arrive

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Tooth hurty

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no @FreshParsnip,
you'll have to wait until you're a little older.
It's past bedtime for you.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Freckle past a hair

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

When your popcorn bucket is about half full, you need to sit through 30+ mins of commercials and trailers first.

[–] obelisk_complex@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Later and later, year after year, to fit in just one more ad.

[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Time to get a watch

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand the question. Who?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

After I finish inside your mom.