So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
wait...
Hol' up
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
I ain't paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
A classic, although "to have" works better than "for"
*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
That would be a great stage. "Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)"
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i'm quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Spissy 😔
Are you sure you didn't have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
It's all connected. It's a series of tubes.
we are just very fine sieves
The body, it's not, it's not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck.
Like how when you kiss you're just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.
Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That's a lot of breathing.
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
Don't like this new knowledge. Not a fan
Your sweat also comes from your blood.
Digestive tract
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine's true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election...
You got reborn HARD, friend.
And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.
If you don't take in any liquids for long enough you won't have any urine. It's carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood
Sounds more like we pee from genitals and skin, with skin being higher priority.
this may be anecdotal, but yes? worked in a high humidity/heat job and no matter how much water i drank, I'd only have to piss once that day
but would sweat so much!
Seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication both also come from liquid in the blood.
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it's not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
Your mom’s a seven hole donut.
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Chesticles.
I mean... It's not like there is a tube from your digestive tract to your kidneys... How else would it get there?
Btw, I'm really smart and humble if you didn't notice
That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.
Well, that answers that question.
I'd been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.
What are these piss crystals that have been in my feet the whole time???
Gout
It all comes from your digestive tract. Unless you're getting iv, subq or even more interesting io fluids. Though if you're getting io fluids your kidneys are likely getting fucked up enough to not produce urine for awhile and if you're getting subcutaneous fluids you're likely a cat or a dog or something.
I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don't drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.
Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn't absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)
I didn't do Biology, I'm a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!
Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."
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