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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 188 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So I've technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

[-] Ageroth@reddthat.com 61 points 2 months ago

I ain't paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

A classic, although "to have" works better than "for"

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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 152 points 2 months ago

*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

That would be a great stage. "Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)"

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 138 points 2 months ago

i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i'm quite used to spicynes

that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 2 months ago

Spissy 😔

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Are you sure you didn't have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 months ago

Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 90 points 2 months ago

It's all connected. It's a series of tubes.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago

we are just very fine sieves

[-] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

The body, it's not, it's not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

Like how when you kiss you're just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.

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[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs. You have to breathe out more than goes into your face hole. That's a lot of breathing.

[-] Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago

I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.

Im 2.5 years sober now lmao

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 months ago

Don't like this new knowledge. Not a fan

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

Your sweat also comes from your blood.

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[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 45 points 2 months ago
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[-] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine's true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election...

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

You got reborn HARD, friend.

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[-] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 42 points 2 months ago

And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.

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[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago

If you don't take in any liquids for long enough you won't have any urine. It's carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood

[-] Eskarina@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sounds more like we pee from genitals and skin, with skin being higher priority.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 27 points 2 months ago

this may be anecdotal, but yes? worked in a high humidity/heat job and no matter how much water i drank, I'd only have to piss once that day

but would sweat so much!

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[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication both also come from liquid in the blood.

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[-] Ihmes@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it's not in the body.

Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 months ago

Your mom’s a seven hole donut.

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[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago

Wait until you find out where milk comes from.

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean... It's not like there is a tube from your digestive tract to your kidneys... How else would it get there?

Btw, I'm really smart and humble if you didn't notice

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 months ago

That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 months ago

Well, that answers that question.

I'd been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago

What are these piss crystals that have been in my feet the whole time???

[-] em2@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago
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[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It all comes from your digestive tract. Unless you're getting iv, subq or even more interesting io fluids. Though if you're getting io fluids your kidneys are likely getting fucked up enough to not produce urine for awhile and if you're getting subcutaneous fluids you're likely a cat or a dog or something.

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[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago

I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don't drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.

Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn't absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)

I didn't do Biology, I'm a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!

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[-] PillowD@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."

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