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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The first step to bring good at something is to be bad at it

[–] ivan@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I like to say as an electronic engineer:

If I didn't burn anything, then I didn't do anything.

Finding out "not to's" is part of the process.

[–] viertesauge@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

WHY WHY WHY cant I just manifest them. I know how to do it, I have all the material, why cant I skip the actual doing part.

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

The actual doing part might be fun if I didn't have the attention span of a goldfish and just end up adding a project to the shame pile

Ain't that the truth.