Love that this is how I found out
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Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
Me too, didn't expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump's lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don't want a special election
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
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I find out about people who've died by this, more than probably any other way.
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
That is so awesome.
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain't a jackpot, but it's a nice prize.
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I'm more than happy to be wrong about this
I just hope he's in pain if he's still alive
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McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
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I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He's obviously just fine.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
I think the parades don't start until 0900 EST so you're good.
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Not on my bingo card
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there's just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
Next round’s on me 🍻
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
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Well somebody's gotta warm up hell before ol' Mitch goes downstairs
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Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
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