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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've had a standing deal with God that if he smites Trump with a giant bolt of lightning while he's giving a televised speech, I will immediately start to believe, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.

So far, He has not called my bluff.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I will start paying tithing and catch up on years missed.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

God doesn't care if you tithe to your church. Outside of one verse in the Old Testament that's something concocted by churches to get paid.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not tithing. God should provide, that's his thing.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think what you mean to say is that Yahweh has yet to decide your soul is a fair trade for the pain and suffering inflicted by these people.

Maybe try another god. Hekate maybe? I think she's the one that helped Chaz along.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There are about 25 or so people that all need to be smited by god over the course of a week to really make a difference.

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[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Mitch is simultaneously both alive and dead while it is unobserved, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He is just in his pupal stage right now. Neither alive, nor dead. We’ve all seen his larval stage and it has appalled us all, but what will come next will really be the stuff of nightmares: his true form.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's Schroedinger's racist

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not really, we KNOW he's a racist.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it’s whether he is a racist or was a racist.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

This. Schrödinger's cat isn't about if it is a cat or not. Can't believe I have to explain this.

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Right, we know he's racist; it's the dead or alive part where we have uncertainty.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even his [widow|wife] said she hasn't contacted him since returning from her sudden China trip.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 2 weeks ago

She brought back freshly harvested Chinese prisoner organs from young dissidents, what more does he want? She has to talk to him, too? Jeez.

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

actually just saw he is apparently alive.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Says who? MAGA? I'm going to need something more than that.

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

i said apparently

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Your name Schrodinger, by chance? And are you looking for your cat?

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mitch is dead but he is scheduled to be officially dead in August. Isn't it illegal to accept pay from the government if you are dead?

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unfortunately "The Big One" was Sam Neill.

God fucking damnit

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I was hoping it was Israel

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would buy a piece of tritinite after that. I would want a souvenir from when the world solved roughly half of its problems.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Put this around your fucking neck, David Draiman of Disturbed"

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two out of three? Just humping the Book of Mormon.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, you just put your dick between the pages while you're laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coincidence that Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket and Mitch McConnell makes a public statement that he's alive and well I think not.

Mitch just needed one of his own kind to survive.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

guess his soul is mitch's now.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's safe in the collective, yes.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Don't you rather have these fuckers stand trial and be actually convinced? I know it's a long shot, but death of old age is to kind for them.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

Where have several court cases got us? Nowhere, and into his second term. We didn't even get anywhere with the Panama Papers, and that was just averagely rich people and bankers.

Heart attacks will have to do.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd rather some more just form of death than anything having to do with the US "justice" system.

When someone is dangerous, honestly, it's just better for everyone that their ability to commit harm is immediately ended. These men are already all old and whether by natural causes or a victim's bullet, they just need to die. A court case would mean years and years of platforming and then ultimately a dissatisfying compromise.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yea. I think Aileen Canon, the Supreme Court rulings, and the Georgia prosecutor BS proves that our justice system isn't functional and would in no way stop these people.

[–] almost_genocide@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

COVID could have taken care of a lot of them.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but that's never gonna happen as long as we live in a world ruled by greedy billionaires. So yeah, mfs like McConnel dropping dead is a good compromise, cos that means they can't continue making lives of every normal citizen worse.

[–] kevinsky@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

This would be ideal, but if anything has become abundantly obvious over the last decade or so it would be that laws are only for the common folk.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean I'd rather Trump live long enough to be convicted, imprisoned (ideally by having alligator Alcatraz repurposed as a prison for convicted former presidents), have his name stripped off everything he's put it on in disgust, and have even MAGA reject him before he finally goes the way of all men in some suitably painful medical fashion. But that seems unlikely to occur.

Next Dem POTUS does need to use every power and immunity granted by SCOTUS to it's fullest before being a sacrificial lamb and getting impeached, then passing laws to prevent thta from ever happening again. Anything important that is held together by "norms" or by "no one would do that" needs to be codified into law explicitly.

[–] almost_genocide@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's no one in power willing to actually convict any of these people. Ultimately their crimes as politicians is that they intentionally do not serve the will of the American people or even their voting base. And if you use that as a guideline to inform who should serve prison time it includes Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, Clinton and a host of other powerful Democratic politicians.

That whole generation is a lost cause. Let nature usher them out ASAP.

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, but that's not going to happen. Death on the other hand, is inevitable.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Statistically speaking how often would this happen (in the normal day to day life not in a context like the French revolution)? Even then if the person knows too much the trial usually can't proceed as in the case of Epstein

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seconding that. I'll even record it and post it online.

[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Um, I dont think thats a good idea..

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've posted nudes in other places. As long as you don't include your face nothing can come of it.

[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes and no, you'd really need to take precautions here (like taking care of exif data). I'd generally not advise this, however, you do you.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I WANT them to know.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I will pay for it. Out of sheer joy.

Shit I should start printing my Ding Dong the Rapist is Gone t shirts for the big celebration

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Guys

Guys.

There will come a day...

When we won't have to listen to that dumb fuck ever again.

Just cherish that thought until it is over. We can do this.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can you imagine if all three trott off within a month of each other. The fallout and shit storm caused would be of epic proportions.

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