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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If xvideos is a slum then xnxx is just a straight up landfill

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile motherless is a straight up DMZ

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

xnxx is easier to write one handed

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The staircase of unsupported pools is wild.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] homes@piefed.world 87 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Jokes on you: I only like the trashy porn. I wanna cum in some dumpster hole, walk away, shut off my VPN, and rejoin society.

That’s what the whole point of this is. if I wanted to cum in something classy, I’d put in the effort to fuck a real person. but I don’t, because who has the time?

And don’t act like you’re any better

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You shut down your VPN? Broooo

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

He went to New Zealand for 2 minutes and 35 seconds just to cum!

[–] kirop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 weeks ago

Having a back and forth about pornsites was definitely in my bingo card this year. Thank you lads.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Sure. Who doesn't love a thousand videos, all under 7 minutes? Pornhub is trash.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

look at Mister 7 minutes over here. the Olympics called they want their stamina back

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Lol! C'mon, man. Some of us watch for the story, ok?

7 minutes is nowhere near enough time to establish good character development. I need to believe it if I'm going to nut to it.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was curious.

I should be less curious.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

For the less curious but still need to know the answer, what did I miss on a scale of furry porn to probably also furry porn

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[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I see you're a person of culture as well.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

it's actually the other way around. pornhub makes my gut wrench from how bad the quality is. xvideos is mostly smut but has some good stuff.

edit: i should clarify. it's not entirely true what i said. but pornhub tends to have "commercial" porn which is mostly from the US and is reaaaaly bad. they treat women worse than cattle in a slaughterhouse. if you look at stuff from asia in general (china / japan), you see the difference in quality. amateur stuff is also mostly good because people are in it voluntarily, instead of because they need money.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

chinese / japanese porn actresses are treated with more dignity than american starbucks employees.

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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

people are in it voluntarily

That's an assumption. Plenty of "amateur" producers are still in bad situations. There was the recent OF scandal of pimps forcing girls to produce content. There's private recordings that were made in good faith and later publicly distributed (i.e. revenge porn.) There's women that posted on Reddit when they were 19, and now that they're 25 they can't seem to scrub the pictures off the net. If you're looking at a real live person, there's a non-zero chance that they don't love that you're looking.

I'm not saying don't look at pornography. Just don't take it for granted that anything you find was ethically sourced. The only assuredly ethical choice for cranking your hog is what the real freaks post to AO3.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Ya gotta search harder than that. I use more niche sites. PH and XV are basic.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 115 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh wow, a porn hipster

cool

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I mean they're right. The problem with PornHub isn't that it's too vanilla or something (I really prefer vanilla) but that almost everything on it is hyperreality. It's the kind of sex that you could, at age 13, imagine is really hot but then grow out of.

Watching it is just distracting and funny, like you're watching a parody of sex. It's hyperpalatable in the way a McDonald's hamburger or a MrBeast video are – which is totally what some people are into.

I don't need a deep, intimate connection with my porn, but I would like to feel like the humans in/creating it might actually be authentically enjoying themselves. That scarcely exists on sites like PH, so why would I waste my time trying to find it?

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My man you wrote a whole book but didnt mention any better sites

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm starting to think they're all talk and don't even know any awesome secret niche sites.

[–] Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

they probably don't even use mushed up bananas in their m&m tube

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Duh. Don't you know you can jerk off to the people on the train for free? It's the ultimate in realism!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Not just vanilla but unless you got amateur stuff some of the big videos are more highlights and cuts the ending.

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[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ok Lemmy, what is the FOSS porn website.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They used to be great, but they deleted a lot of their old content and are shells of their former selves. Most of the time they’re 4-6 minute clips.

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[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pornhub has sucked for years now, they killed its soul.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sometimes Pornhub is just a little too softcore when all you want is to see a woman turned into a human urinal while a naked clown juggles in the background and an amputee uses their stub to stubfuck a chick wearing a Bigfoot costume and crying.

Simple pleasures.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom can you come pick me up?

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[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where does xHamster fall on this scale?

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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Xnxx is the DMZ between north and south Korea

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Any of yall stumble onto spankbang

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ph is just an advertising platform for premium porn and of creators.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would you consider heavy-r

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] beep@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the last time I got linked to eporner it was forcing age check license shit.

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