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[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Biggest pump and dump scheme yet... Now come the gov bailout to keep the company afloat while dismantling NASA further

[–] 777@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I was looking at this a while back, and I don't think insiders can sell for a while yet, but I think this really has been a gift to short sellers.

In the end, I didn't end up buying into the IPO because it seemed overpriced, and while I do like the idea of some of the business (Starlink) I don't understand why it's got to come with a fucking social network of all things.

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't think we should accept those people's money anymore - what are these billions, trillions, gazillions, schmoozillions even supposed to be. I'm happy to trade in sea shells or your kiddo's drawings with you instead if you have an honest face!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New racism based trade economy?

[–] Nicadimos@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New new! Its newer than the old new!

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s like one of those filenames: final_final_draft_new_new_final_final_review_final_new_report.odt

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

😄 exactly. Totally forgot about sprinkling in a few numbers.

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction: Lost a trillion in speculative value. There's a difference

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 37 points 1 week ago (14 children)

its just absolutely crazy to buy shares in a company where special super shares where made to make sure anyone buying shares could never own or control the company.

[–] InevitableList@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not really. I've never been to a shareholder meeting and never will. I buy stocks to turn a profit from dividends and appreciation not to get a chance to micromanage the company.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

fair enough but if shareholders don't control the company then there might be to much of a need for the owners salary for dividends. which is why you don't buy that crap.

[–] dragginupagain@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Extremely funny to think that stocks primarily have value and that people buy stocks for the shareholder votes.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Their value is in ownership which includes say in how its run. I mean stocks have been nuts for a while P/E and P/B and D/E and D/A are things of the past.

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[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not gonna care about this unless it gets bad enough to get musk to kill himself.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

He got what he wanted: going down as the world's first trillionaire.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah fuck, I knew I shoulda shorted it...

[–] helix@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Don't be sad, I shorted it but didn't put waaaay enough money into that endeavour to make me rich.

I mean this market didn't just stay irrational for five years past due, it's still wildly irrational.

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really liked SpaceX as a rocket company, why did all that AI BS had to be attached to it??

[–] Deyis@beehaw.org 12 points 1 week ago

Because it was the only way for the Nazi Elon Musk to effectively launder money and glaze over his repeated failures in a way which still preserves his wealth.

[–] helix@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I made 29% within a week shorting SpaceX already, should I hodl or sell my position at some point? Do we think it'll ever recover?

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's like Tesla stock, it will behave completely irrationally. Though, I guess most of the stock market is irrational now.

[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Now? The whole thing has always been based on human feelings, that's the point. I think you mean it is more volatile now? Or maybe it changes more radically?

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago

We're talking about a business led by the richest person in the world who has already made it entirely clear he can buy his way to anything he desires. 30% is a tidy sum, I'd lock it in and call it a day.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

It will not, not permanently.

[–] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] Quexotic@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

So how much damage did it do to our retirement funds?

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago
[–] anachronist@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Lockups start expiring next month. They've still only floated less than 5% of the company! Buckle up buttercup.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CCzD3ONQsmM