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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 139 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“public domain” sounds naughty, too, though

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The next time my best friend calls me a slut (fairly common occurrence), I'll be informing him that I am Public Domain.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 week ago

OpenOrifice

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're just licensed under the GNU General Public License, it's not your fault you get passed around!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

MIT so you're not transmitting anything.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 30 points 1 week ago

Even "fair use" is on the borderline.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Stop shaming the rest of us for not knowing your kinks.

Let us be vanilla as fuck in peace.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You’re the one calling yourself an “object” …

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nobody who's not looking for a licking calls themselves vanilla imo. 👅🍦

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

No, it’s a verb! Like I object!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yet you knew that "freeuse" can refer to a kink. A vanilla person would have assumed they were talking about copyright.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

He knows it now

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But my kink is sharing my kinks. Stop kink shaming.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I didn’t give consent to be a part of your kink

I didn't see much shaming going on, just confusion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago

If not free use, why all the holes?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 29 points 1 week ago

I mean it only sounds nasty if you’re a fucking degen. But with that many holes, it’s still a question worth asking.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What is misleading about this. Someone spell it out for me.

[–] raze2012@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

anyways, freeuse is kinda what it says on the tin. "Free" to "use" the person wherever, whenever. if they're relaxig in bed, while they are doing the dishes, outside gardening the plants,, while asleep. Usually has some overlap with the ignoring kink where they try to just go about their day and pretend they aren't being railed ruthlessly.

[–] banause@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Free use is a kink. And "old enough" is like they are asking whether they can expand rule 34.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Neither are the 500 year old dragons that look like human children. And yet

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That would make weird for the 500 year old dragons that look like children. They're clearly violating the "half your age plus seven" rule, when they're having sex with 45 year old overweight and balding Japanese businessmen in all those hentai manga.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right, and therefore those aren't and could never be free-use lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And yet the dragons are free-use in every fanfiction I've ever written? And they love it, by the way. I write mostly Star Trek stuff.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you usually have to clarify that you're not talking about copyright law? lol

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's generally understood that Picard Breeds the Free Use Dragon Brood and similar works are protected under Fair Use.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, absolutely! Just like how if someone asked if an IP was free use in a public space you wouldn't assume they're referring to kink culture.

Because they're 500 year old dragons, or because they look like children?

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Freeuse is a porn category

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It's still a silly question because who would even think SpongeBob would be close to public domain anyway. It's the lifetime of the creator plus 70 years. Were no where close to this ever happening and the only stuff we are even seeing now are crazy old.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To know enough about copyright to be concerned about it using a character IP in your works but to know so little about it as to think maybe SpongeBob has entered the public domain by now is a very very narrow subsection of people.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1999, it's been around for longer than a lot of people's lives.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Don't say 1999 like that is ancient. Also, there's only like 30 people that were alive when most things finally entering the public domain came out. If anyone over the age of 7 thinks that Steamboat Willie and SpongeBob are remotely comparable in age, they have no sense at all.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

To be pedantic, I can see an 8 year old thinking that.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Nubile twink opens all his holes

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

AI slop. Look at the names

[–] raze2012@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The post is real. I think they Ai slop was just a weird censorship technique.

Now, whether or not the users on Reddit are bots getting freaky on main is a different question altogether...

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Interesting

[–] originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

This mostly looks like the AI-powered remove/redact tool in preview on macos. It is actually quite good when used correctly, I have good experience blurring screens in photos with it.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ugh fuck

this exchange is so funny. i wanted to repost it to my mastodon instance. but i'm not reposting fucking AI slop. we have rules against that

what the fuck was even the point of bothering to mangle this image in that way? how is feeding it through an LLM somehow EASIER than drawing black squares in MS paint? it didn't need censored in the first place! who the fuck cares!!!

fuck! i fucking hate this shit

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://imgh.in/host/8si6pj

gotchu, i also wanted to share it lol

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Every fucking post someone has to chime in.

Reminder that Steamboat Willie (1928) was scheduled to enter public domain in 1986 (or 1955 if not renewed)

[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Is SpongeBob freeuse? Link him the MeatCanyon video. You know the one.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He's got enough holes for everyone

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is it misleading though? He didn't say what kind of movie it was going to be.