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idk if "shrimp mode" is an inside joke or not so I'll give the og image too:

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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The photo seems to be from the pandemic era. I wonder how he's doing nowadays.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

He’s prolly a pretzel now.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago

Perfect posture with immaculate golden ratio

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

This is wrong at infinite levels on wrongness.

[-] helios@social.ggbox.fr 27 points 2 months ago

Debian user?

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago
[-] TheColonel@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

I learned about this some years ago and I still don't understand how that works. So they are standing up and then drug up and then they droop over? Like why do they stand and not just sit to enjoy whatever show they're on?

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 5 points 2 months ago

I was told once it's to make sure they don't fall asleep, since that would waste the high

[-] Poojabber@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When you take the drugs you are somewhat awake and alert(at least enough to be capable of injecting or snorting or smoking said drugs).... then the drugs hit and they are out of their minds and on the verge of passing out while standing up... they arent doing this on purpose, they are literally unaware of what they are doing.... i watched a guy put his face directly into carpet glue because he shot up while working and he was in the middle of spreading glue when it hit.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Wow! 😨 I used to install carpet.... that's a bad day.

[-] _apokalipto_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What is going on with them? Looks like the walking dead..

[-] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago
[-] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's a new dance move called the Fent Fold

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They are shrimping

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, that's probably fent.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yea I probably should have said “opiates”.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago
[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Literally what I thought of too.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

Erm... I see the Debian logo. Not sure how Shrimp came to mind for you guys.

[-] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why did I not think of that

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You laugh now but when he uses his spin to kick your ass you and your horse won't be laughing

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

If I get Sonic-spindashed into the ground and someone's recording, I am absolutely going to laugh at the video

[-] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

Mathematically proved posture

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You might not like it, but this is what ideal male form looks like.

[-] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

“My Shrimpina!”

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Fiboscoliosis.

[-] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I call this “cashew mode”

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

He's a coiled spring, ready to leap into action!

[-] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Lol had to sit up straight after this

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

going to be a hunchback in old age, and spinal problems.

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Scheuermann’s disease for sure

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ehler-danlos?

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