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idk if "shrimp mode" is an inside joke or not so I'll give the og image too:

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The photo seems to be from the pandemic era. I wonder how he's doing nowadays.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

He’s prolly a pretzel now.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perfect posture with immaculate golden ratio

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

This is wrong at infinite levels on wrongness.

[–] helios@social.ggbox.fr 26 points 1 week ago

Debian user?

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I learned about this some years ago and I still don't understand how that works. So they are standing up and then drug up and then they droop over? Like why do they stand and not just sit to enjoy whatever show they're on?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago

I was told once it's to make sure they don't fall asleep, since that would waste the high

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you take the drugs you are somewhat awake and alert(at least enough to be capable of injecting or snorting or smoking said drugs).... then the drugs hit and they are out of their minds and on the verge of passing out while standing up... they arent doing this on purpose, they are literally unaware of what they are doing.... i watched a guy put his face directly into carpet glue because he shot up while working and he was in the middle of spreading glue when it hit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Wow! 😨 I used to install carpet.... that's a bad day.

[–] _apokalipto_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What is going on with them? Looks like the walking dead..

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's a new dance move called the Fent Fold

They are shrimping

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, that's probably fent.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Yea I probably should have said “opiates”.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally what I thought of too.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Erm... I see the Debian logo. Not sure how Shrimp came to mind for you guys.

[–] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why did I not think of that

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You laugh now but when he uses his spin to kick your ass you and your horse won't be laughing

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

If I get Sonic-spindashed into the ground and someone's recording, I am absolutely going to laugh at the video

[–] quantumvoid0@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

Mathematically proved posture

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You might not like it, but this is what ideal male form looks like.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

“My Shrimpina!”

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Fiboscoliosis.

[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I call this “cashew mode”

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

He's a coiled spring, ready to leap into action!

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Lol had to sit up straight after this

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

going to be a hunchback in old age, and spinal problems.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Scheuermann’s disease for sure

Ehler-danlos?