NotASharkInAManSuit

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

Like a chimp with a shotgun. Does it know what it’s doing? Absolutely not. Will it kill people? Most certainly.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 36 minutes ago

I agree, and I do love the weird little guy, he’s my buddy. He’s an ungovernable asshole, but that’s kind of why I like him, he’s a rebel, we get each other. Could have used a little more time between cats, though.

His mom, my sister, did the exact same thing when our mom’s cat passed, showed up two days later with a kitten that was meowing outside her window in the rain. He ended up being the perfect little man, though, he’s the kind of cat that makes people think they want a cat, very much unlike the beast that was dropped onto my doorstep.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

That’s the biggest reason I didn’t want another cat, I had just said goodbye to my best friend of 23 years, Jim Bones, a couple months earlier, it fucking destroyed me. It was some ugly cryin’. That’s in my future once again, now.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (5 children)

I didn’t find the little dumbass in the trash, but my nephew did, then he showed up at my door with a sob story and an idiot cat. He thought me seeing the skinny, hungry, idiot street rat of an animal with his big dumb eyes and stupid clipped ear and how affectionate he was that I wouldn’t be able to say no because he “nEeDS a GooD hOmE, hE’s sOOO tHin anD hUngRy, WiNTeR iS cOMiNg,” and I “hAvE a HeaRt ANd LOvE aNimALs aNd wOuLD tAKe gOOd cAre oF hIm,” like a dumbass.

I hate that he was right.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They just committed manslaughter.

I won’t die alone, I’m going to jump off of a building downtown in a suit filled with candy when the time comes. King sized. The good stuff.

Reminded me of a terrible joke.

Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck, you’re stupid.

Now do a collaborative project. That would be so rad.

 

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This is where you really see the hard work and effort showing through, all the details and gradients start to pop and you finally feel like you’re doing things right.

 

It’s 3 A.M. and I’m on the edge of throwing my pat off the catio.

I hear a lot about post-poop zoomies, and it made me kind of curious, as I desire to choke this small mammal, I wonder does anyone else’s cat get zoomies before they poop?

I’m pretty sure he has ADHD and oppositional defiance (always heard “I hope you have a kid one day that’s just like you!” growing up, so I guess I got what’s coming.), and I’ve accepted him for who he is and I’ve begrudgingly grown to love the little bastard, a lot, regardless of my complaints. My nephew dropped him at my door and I didn’t have the heart to not take him in.

I. Did. Not. Want. A. Cat. What happened to my life? Why do I put up with this groblin?

 

Edit: FML, can’t change title, not Dark Angels, he’s a Blood Raven.

 

Took a lot of thin layers, but it’s a pretty promising test. Used an Oyumaru mold and did thin layers of pretty loose sprue goo and once I had a solid layer added it more liberally. Wish I still had a usable old sanguinary guard power fist to try it out with.

If you’re curious to try, be VERY patient with it, let every layer dry fully before applying the next one, or it will be riddled with bubbles.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world
 

I’m mostly into it for the hobby side of things, so it’s a good excuse to kitbash some over the top stuff that has actual rules I can use them with on the table.

I’m trying to resist the urge to make three jump pack Sanguinary Priests with two power fists each. And some jump captains double fisting power. And anything else I can strap a jump pack and two power fists onto.

 

As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.

 

I think I pulled off a pretty decent job. Getting back into the hobby after a hot minute with these dudes. I really like these goofy little MKVI beaky bastards. Going to run them as van vets, but I might build a small Horus Heresy army just because I like these sculpts so damned much. Really fun models to paint.

 

Seriously, this dude is on another level, all of his stuff is just fucking amazing.

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