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My husband, who’s 138, recently got into summoning through a guildmember, and ever since then things have felt… off. I genuinely can’t tell if this is normal for new summoners or if I should be concerned.

It started with him buying a book that cost more than our entire study. Then came the robes. Super wide, with aggressively bright patterns, and leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination when he bends down to pick something up. He insists this is just what Summoners wear, but it feels very intentional, like he wants to be seen.

Then he grew out his beard. I only noticed because the razor in the shower (which is mine) was completely untouched and there was an alarming lack of hair. When I asked, he got weirdly defensive and just said, “Everyone does it.”

The language is what’s really throwing me. The other night I overheard him on the orb after a “session” saying, “I wanted to stay relaxed and just let him possess my body until I gained forbidden knowledge,” followed by, “I can’t wait to summon again tomorrow, scrollbro” in this weird low voice, then a quiet little laugh. The night before that, while he was researching spells in the study, I heard him and the same wizard discussing the size of their “wand” and whether he should “grease it up with wood oil before he uses it.” I truly did not know what to do with that information.

He’s also coming home late from summonings and talking funny, constantly complaining that his throat hurts so much he can barely speak. When I asked why he keeps doing it if it hurts that badly, he smiled and said, “You wouldn’t get it.”

At one point I asked what his ancient amulet was about, and he said completely seriously, “Bryzian wants my mind more open so we can really summon together on soulbindings.” As his wife, I did not know how to respond.

I’m not trying to be paranoid. I’d be hurt but accepting if this turned out to be something more than summoning. I just feel totally out of the loop and honestly confused. If this is just how summoners talk and act, I’ll drop it. I just need to know. Any insight from this community would be greatly appreciated ❤️

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[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

You should always be concerned with changes in behavior with novice summoners. He might be slightly possessed by a parasite demon or majorly possessed by a slut demon (related to an incubus).

I recommend drawing an incomplete banishing circle around your bed before tonight. If he asks why the bed is in the middle of the room gaslight him and tell him it's just a new carpet. Distract him as you see fit. Cookies or a new buy a new orb polish and offer to polish his orb.

Once he's in bed and asleep, sneak out of bed and complete the banishing circle.

If that doesn't work, then I can only recommend a transfiguration potion for couples. You drink it, and you turn into his deepest fantasy. (Make sure to get the one that only changes physical aspects temporarily!) That will tell you more than he will. As will his reaction.

Let us know what happens!

[–] MrWrinkles@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

I can't tell the difference between gay sex and hazing myself. I would only worry if he has a sudden interest in rave music (Underworld, French house, etc) or gardening. Also, keep an eye out for strange rashes and remind him not to sign any contracts, or at least look them over. 🤟

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 week ago

It sounds like a perfectly innocent summoning, as long as he obeys the ancient teachings and says "no homo" at the end of each summoning, of course.